This Speaks Volumes Tee
Cornsilk / M
$29.95
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$29.95
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This Speaks Volumes Tee
$29.95
Sale price
$29.95
Regular price
This is the shirt that comes with social proofs. 📐🔊
Perfect for anyone who can calculate the volume of a cone but cannot determine whether “we should hang out sometime” is a plan, a warning, or merely decorative language.
A hand-drawn cube, cone, and sphere arrive with their formulas, supporting work, and absolutely no expectation for you to read the room. Printed in black on light yellow, the design offers three solid shapes, three airtight calculations, and one reliable path through the deeply inconsistent field of human interaction.
Because feelings are subjective. Cubic units are not.
👕 Material & Fit
Printed on a soft, modern classic tee, this shirt has an easy everyday fit that feels clean without being tight. It’s tough, lightweight, and smooth—comfortable enough for lounging, coffee runs, movie nights, or layering under a hoodie.
Made from from 100% ring-spun cotton, this shirt has a soft feel with everyday durability.The fabric is smooth, breathable, and made to feel good against your skin, with taped neck and shoulder construction for added comfort and durability.
📏 Size Chart
| Size | Width (inches) | Length (inches) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16 1/2" | 27" |
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
Measurements are taken flat. Chest width is measured across the shirt, not around the body. For a roomier fit, size up.
🧼 Care Instructions
- Turn inside out before washing.
- Wash cold with similar colors.
- Use mild detergent.
- Do not bleach.
- Tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron directly over the printed design.
📦 Shipping
Because each shirt is printed to order, production typically requires between 3 and 7 business days.
Once your order leaves production and ships, you will receive tracking details. We send orders using USPS Ground Advantage, which takes 5 to 7 business days to arrive at most destinations in the United States.
🧾 Return Policy
We are committed to quality. If you receive a bad print or a defective shirt, such as holes, ripped seams, or similar issues, please contact us within 30 days. For any unworn item, let us know the order number and the issue, and we’ll reprint the item at no cost to you or issue a refund. Because items are made to order, we are not able to accommodate returns for reasons other than defect.
First-Time Fit Guarantee
If your shirt doesn’t fit the way you expected, we’ll print one replacement tee in a different size at no charge. You just cover shipping. This first-time fit exchange is available once per customer on their first order.