Unisex t-shirt

Evolution is a long, strange road. 🦖🐓

The Evolution Tee features a vintage-style scientific illustration tracing the majestic journey from prehistoric predator to modern barnyard icon.

Printed on a deep green tee, this design has the feel of an old natural history plate — detailed, clever, and just ridiculous enough to make the point.

Because sometimes the grand arc of life just tastes like chicken.

Smart, funny, and scientifically (un)serious in exactly the right way.